I have a list on McSweeney’s

Many thanks to Chris at McSweeney’s for publishing my list: “Easy-Listening Songs From The 70’s, Rewritten By The Artists After They Have Had Kids.” You have made me the happiest housewife in Orange County.

Click here if you haven’t the wildest idea what McSweeney’s is and Wikipedia will get you up to speed.)

I’m going to be impossible to be with now.

(“Throw your arms around me” Hunters and Collectors.)