Marcy’s “Glamorous in Real Life Party”

This post is for my friend Marcy’s G.I.R.L. Party–that’s Glamorous In Real Life. It’s a chance for moms to parade the posh plight of motherhood. (Read sarcasm here.) Think of it as a domestic disaster dog pile with bloggers from all joining in the humiliation fun.

I’m throwing my tiara into the ring with this: Note found on the bathroom door.