1) Your children, who are now fully-grown, cut you off in the parking lot with the Escalades they bought with their inheritance.
2) You unknowingly complement your husband’s new wife on her shoes.
3) Reading your eulogy, your brother keeps referring to you crossly as his “late, very, very late, beloved sister.”
4) The pew you are sitting in is dedicated “in memory of” you.
5) When you go to sign your guest book, your fingers shatter into a million pieces.
Happy Halloween!
Doug L. says
You seem so sweet, but this proves you are truly demented deep inside. Which is awesome! Happy halloween.
Big Hair Envy says
Happy Halloween! I want to fly out to CA and roller skate with you. TODAY!
Suz says
Very cute and a bit creepy. I like!!!
Nat says
You’ve got something seriously wrong with you. Really really WRONG! Keep up the good, I mean bad, work.
karen says
I can really, really relate to that !!! Toooo funny 🙂
Mental P Mama says
That might be a little too true for some people I know….
chrome3d says
How does a finger shatter to millions of pieces. I´m left to imagine what that is.
Grant Forest says
This was linked all through Twitter today. Very good. Hope you had a good halloween and weren’t late once. hahahahaha
fancy feet says
Awesome!
wrekehavoc says
heh. love it!