Hypochondriacs’ Twitter chain

***Hint, must read from bottom up–just like catching up on Twitter***

fatalthinker@drwonttakemycalls: OMG! I hear that!! but only slightly…have something terribly wrong with right ear. about 1 minute ago from web

drwonttakemycall: Should have gone to nursing school, to be surrounded by babes who can diagnose, surely worth risk of poking self with contaminated needle. about 2 minutes ago from web

fatalthinker: Grey’s Anatamoy on later *) about 30 minutes ago from web

cantbreathe: Grey’s Anatomy rules!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!!!!!about 30 minutes ago from web

openwideandsayahhh: Yay! Grey’s Anatomy is on!! Awesome! about 31 minutes ago from web

drwonttakemycalls@cantbreathe: Can I have your doctor’s name and number? about 3 hours ago from web

cantbreathe@openwideandsayahh: I love my doctor, he is a friggin’ genius!! about 3 hours ago from web

openwideandsayah: At doctor’s office right now. Sure he is mocking me. Keeps saying, “would you like me to write that down?” code for you’re an idiot.GRrRRrrrr about 3 hours ago from tx

drwonttakemycalls@cantbreathe: Don’t Google symps! The vortex of WebMD is written by cunning charlatan who spin a web of possibilities which will entrap your mind for days! about 5 hours ago from web

openwideandsayahh@cantbreathe: DON”T GOOGLE! GOOGLE BAD/EVIL/LIAR. about 5 hours ago from tx

fatalthinker@cantbreathe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don’t google. about 5 hours ago from web

cantbreathe@doctorwonttakemycalls: now that you mention it–YES!!!! Maybe I should google my symptoms…about 5 hours ago from the web

drwonttakemycalls@cantbreathe: do your kneecaps feel too wiggly? what about skin? Too pinkish? about 5 hours ago from the web

openwideandsayahh: Might go to emergency room–eyelashes keep sticking together!!! about 5 hours ago from the web

fatalthinker@cantbreathe: totally had that last month. Feel like it’s coming back now that you mention. about 6 hours ago from the web

cantbreathe: I think I am coming down with something really bad this time/tounge tingling/fingernails weak/blinking very slowly! about 6 hours ago from the web