Things that make you go Eww

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Never before has trampy tried so hard to be clever, cutesy, and efficient. The idea is you can pack this little kit in your Juicy bag (just guessing) and "just in case" you find someone really, really special and have an overnighter this "mini beautifying kit" will have everything you need in the morning to have you looking just as good to the guy as you did the night before–alrighty.

Here's the write-up of what's inside, though I can see some obvious omissions that would make the kit more…how can I say?…practical. Benefits has taken the pun-product name to a tragic degree.  It's getting to the point where descriptions hold zero clues to what the product is:

Product details (my notes in pink.)

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  • california kissin': 2.50 g Net wt. 0.09 ozeyecon: 2.50 g Net wt. 0.09 oz benetint: 2.50 ml / 0.08 US fl oz some kind-a gorgeous: 2.20 g Net wt. 0.08 oz
For only $35 this charming kit could be all yours.  It's a sad irony that is about the same amount as your co-pay for the antibiotics you will need after your "sleepover."