Today on “Mommy’s Mind Is Not A Toy”

Today on my blog on OC Moms: I am grouchy. I am pithy. I am bossy. I am long-winded.
I have it bad against Juicy and I am not just saying that because I’m jealous that one of the founders, Gela Nash-“TAYLOR” , married John Taylor of Duran Duran, okay!

I am totally over him…just because I talk about him all the time doesn’t mean I STILL love him…it’s over between the two of us…really.

My Juicy Couture Rant

If you know me or read my personal blog, (Emphasis Mine), you know, I have this thing against all things “Juicy Couture.” Pretty futile given I live in Orange County where you see it splashed across every other hinie at South Coast Plaza, but I can be stubborn when I want to be.

Here’s my beef…$145 for a little girl’s purse at Nordstrom?

I was thrilled to my toes when I saw they had about eight of them marked down to (a steal at) $95 — guess it wasn’t the three-year-old “must-have” of the season.

Even if I had the wallet of Oprah, I wouldn’t shell out that kind of money for something for a child. You would either have to be a slave to appearances or just not thinking straight to throwing down that many Jacksons on something that will be either replaced by a three-dollar Dora handbag or lost forever in the abyss that is your daughter’s closet floor.