Rhetorical Questions I Ask My Four-Year-Old Son Everyday

Is Mommy laughing right now?

Why did you throw that (plate, battery, knife, army man, kitty litter)?

How did you get so cute?

What do you have in your mouth?

How many times have I asked you not to do that?

How come I love you so much?

What did I just say?

Am I totally ruining you? (Oh, wait, I only ask myself that question)

Who do you think is going to clean that up?

Why are you so handsome?