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Marcy’s “Glamorous in Real Life Party”

November 18, 2008 By: Suzanne Moshenko13 Comments

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This post is for my friend Marcy’s G.I.R.L. Party–that’s Glamorous In Real Life. It’s a chance for moms to parade the posh plight of motherhood. (Read sarcasm here.) Think of it as a domestic disaster dog pile with bloggers from all joining in the humiliation fun.

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I’m throwing my tiara into the ring with this: Note found on the bathroom door.

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  1. 1

    Well Behaved Krissy says

    November 19, 2008 at 3:38 am

    hahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2

    The Glamorous Life says

    November 19, 2008 at 5:09 am

    You should totally make these and sell these on Etsy.
    I see big business in the future. I mean who could use a sign like this!

  3. 3

    Big Hair Envy says

    November 19, 2008 at 6:06 am

    Bwahahaha!!! I’d like to order two, please:)
    Are you left handed?

  4. 4

    MomZombie says

    November 19, 2008 at 7:33 am

    Don’t we all know it! There must be a light that goes off elsewhere in the house when the bathroom door closes, because it draws every living thing to the threshold, either pounding or shouting or clawing to get in!!!

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    Kyddryn says

    November 19, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Heh. Awesome.
    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

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    Amy says

    November 19, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Classic! I wonder if I should make one of those up for the toilet LOL

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    Jaime says

    November 19, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Hilarious! You could replace the “heart” mom with “heart” your wife and I’d buy one. 😉

  8. 8

    wrekehavoc says

    November 20, 2008 at 1:29 am

    i’ve been waiting my turn to pee in private. i think my turn will be sometime in 2015 😉

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    Dawn says

    November 20, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Wow! This belongs on http://www.passiveagressivenotes.com!

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    debbie says

    November 20, 2008 at 8:53 am

    You should print these up and sell them. What mom doesn’t need one?

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    foolery says

    November 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Let’s see . . . three bathrooms, one bedroom . . . I’ll take five, please (an extra for the one inevitably sacrificed to the tantrum gods).

  12. 12

    Cupcake Von Rotten says

    November 20, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Amen sister!

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    PJ says

    November 20, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    It’s critical to include the god clause, they’re pretty cheeky about puffing under the door but thankfully not as snarky and persistent as cats who actually paw at you under the door.

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