I attended charm school at the vanguard of all things classy and charming in the ’70s: Montgomery Wards. When I was ten-years old I went every Wednesday night to charm school classes in a tiny, windowless room you accessed by walking through the girl’s dressing room on the lower floor. It wasn’t that I was […]

I am working on my first feature for the Orange County Register. As you may (or may not) have noticed, I have kissed my column good-bye in order to spend more time with my blog and concentrate on writing my treatment for a sitcom….which is based on my column…which is all now super confusing, even […]

This is Rosie. She stayed with us while her family was in Hawaii. We’re that kind of family…we’ll watch your dog. Sure, bring them over. As you can see, Rosie has been endowed with the worst the canine world has to offer–the dreaded cone. My guess is it’s sort of like the dog equivalent of […]

I’m firmly a Mac girl, but this ad/sketch/reality show for Microsoft’s Vista (boo) starring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates got my eyes’ to stray…if only for long enough to post this. I can’t help it. I just miss Seinfeld so much and it was right there in front of me. I’m only human. “You’re in […]