Teasing Meghan

When it comes to getting “things done” I am arguable the least motivated person you have ever met. By “things done,” I mean “things” I don’t want to do. For instance, if I have to fold the whites (which I totally hate to do) I have to trick myself into doing it by saying, “just fold Larry’s white t-shirts and then go check your email.” Then I fold the t-shirts and maybe a sock or two, then the washcloths and before I know it, I have duped myself into folding all the whites. I am not sure if this makes me look incredibly clever (for tricking myself) or a total idiot (for tricking myself.)

Taking this into account, it makes it even more of a mystery why I would spend an enormous amount of time making Meghan a CD, just to tease her.

She asked if I would make another one for her with some soothing songs (Patty Griffin, Jack Johnson, etc.). She hardly ever asks for anything. Do I grant my precious sister-in-law her one wish? No, I made her this CD with song title that poke fun at her fragile state–being with child.

These are the songs titles on the CD:

Songs for the newly pregnant: Teasing Mehgan

Morning Song–Jewel
You’re The One For Me, Fatty– The Smiths
Killer Queen– Queen
Accidents Will Happen–Elvis Costello
Push–Matchbox Twenty
Eat to the Beat–Blondie
Shame on You–Indigo Girls
Pay For It–Lloyd Cole
Hot! Hot! Hot!–The Cure
It’s Only Natural–Crowded House
Breathless–X
Help Me–Joni Mitchell
Biggest Part of Me–Ambrosia
Oldest Story in the World–The Plimsouls
Kid–The Pretenders
It’s All Coming Back to Me Now– Celine Dion