Let’s say you and your husband are locked in a heated debate…the kind that can go on forever and never be resolved without professional help–a word pronunciation debate. Like how IS aioli pronounced? He giggles at you every time you order your upgraded sandwich. Don’t get down, howjsay.com is here to help. Just look up […]
I choose my (Cyber) friends only far too well: Marcy Photos
I’ve “met” many people within this “cyberland” of my blog. These “cyber friends” (okay, I’ll stop with the quotes, so annoying) I get to know pretty well. One such person is “Marcy Photos” or just Marcy if you like. She is a regular reader and prolific commentator at (Emphasis Mine), which I wholeheartedly appreciate. Marcy […]
One of our more challenging evenings
Armed with our Mapquest map, Larry and I drove across Orange County to a small restaurant on top of a hill to attend a benefit dinner. We were late, way late, and I hate being late. I pride myself on being on time, so much so, that if I am on time, in my mind, […]
I have a list on McSweeney’s
Many thanks to Chris at McSweeney’s for publishing my list: “Easy-Listening Songs From The 70’s, Rewritten By The Artists After They Have Had Kids.” You have made me the happiest housewife in Orange County. Click here if you haven’t the wildest idea what McSweeney’s is and Wikipedia will get you up to speed.) I’m going […]
I’m so vain…I probably think I’m top recommended because I’m good or something
Not to be all talking about myself or anything…oh, too late, but I happened to noticed “Alive in Wonderland” is the top recommended article on ocregister.com! Not that I was looking. I KNEW you wouldn’t believe me–YOU. So here is proof: Yay! All of my whining and compulsive emailing has paid off. Please keep on […]
Today on “Mommy’s mind is not a toy”
I just posted “Breaking News: Irvine Mom Admits She Can’t Afford Something” on ocregister.com’s “The Mom Blog.” This is my shabby, limping attempt to be “Oniony.” I downright love to read “The Onion.”
Smoother Operator: Captain Gene Larioux
This is Captain Gene Larioux (pronounced Larry-hoo). He is married to my friend, Jill and we all traveled together on the Disney Cruise. It does get kind of awkward when we are all together since Gene and I dated years ago and there is still that lingering weirdness. Larry and Jill don’t like it when […]
I just called to say I love you and also something I will probably regret later
Five phone messages I suggest you NEVER leave your husband at work. 1) “Honey, did you take the kids with you to work this morning? Oh, never mind, here they are.” 2) “Me again, I know you said “no” to that Coach purse, but the gal at the purse counter at Nordstrom wants to talk […]
The world is full of crashing bores, who you won’t find featured in the new Broughton Quarterly
The latest issue of Broughton Quarterly is out and ready for you to enjoy. Please take a look here. This spring issue features an interview with Donald Trump (where we get him to come out of his shell a little), wild mushroom hunting in NorCal, a beautiful map of Solvang by Lisa Mertins, and of […]
Call me, call me anytime…well, not ANYTIME
While on the cruise, I was in one of those tincy, weency ship bathrooms with Ben..ummm…for a long time. If you have kids you know, you spend an enormous amount of time in the WC, especially during dinner or right when you have a full basket at Target… Sadly, it’s no different on a ship. […]
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