I had all my catalog discontinued when we moved. But, just like that dog who was lost while moving and finds his family all the way across the country a month later, so The J.Crew catalog found me. It was the first one to make it through. Just in time for “winter”–quotations for the sorry […]

Hazel George Kids The perfect afternoon

I come from a long line of quitters. Not to make excuses, I’m just giving you a preamble for the following story. It has always been my way (and the way of most of my “folk”) to: give up, take the easy way out, throw in the towel. If something breaks, like the remote control […]

Happy Birthday to Larry and his twin brother Barry. My husband is a twin and so are my best girlfriends Jana and Jill. You might think that being surrounded by mutants would be scary, but I actually lead a perfectly normal life with very little setbacks due to the “twin thing.” Even though Larry is […]

My latest video tackles one of the most complex theories facing modern people: Supermarket Theory. Alright, fine, it’s just me walking around the grocery store giving my unsolicited opinion on how they should organize the shelves, harassing the Starbucks’ barista, and announcing the breakout fruit of the year. See more funny videos at Funny or […]

I like shopping at Costco. Well, let me restate that, I like eating lunch at Costco. Their definition of a “slice of pizza” does my guilt meter good. “I’ll just have a slice,” I tell myself, which any place but Costco would be a medium pizza and their audacious cup of ice cream is unmatched–anywhere. […]