Enough With The Skull and Crossbones Already

I am completely over the whole Skull and Crossbones phenomenon; on my kid’s fruit snacks, on flags flying high above RV’s at Huntington State Beach, on dog T-shirts and (gasp!) on a silk scarf I found today at J.Crew (curses).
From now on, unless you are a true pillaging pirate, or a bottle of poison in a cartoon, I forbid you from wearing any likeness of the dreaded Skull and Crossbones.