1) Your children, who are now fully-grown, cut you off in the parking lot with the Escalades they bought with their inheritance.
2) You unknowingly complement your husband’s new wife on her shoes.
3) Reading your eulogy, your brother keeps referring to you crossly as his “late, very, very late, beloved sister.”
4) The pew you are sitting in is dedicated “in memory of” you.
5) When you go to sign your guest book, your fingers shatter into a million pieces.
Happy Halloween!
You seem so sweet, but this proves you are truly demented deep inside. Which is awesome! Happy halloween.
Happy Halloween! I want to fly out to CA and roller skate with you. TODAY!
Very cute and a bit creepy. I like!!!
You’ve got something seriously wrong with you. Really really WRONG! Keep up the good, I mean bad, work.
I can really, really relate to that !!! Toooo funny
That might be a little too true for some people I know….
How does a finger shatter to millions of pieces. I´m left to imagine what that is.
This was linked all through Twitter today. Very good. Hope you had a good halloween and weren’t late once. hahahahaha
Awesome!
heh. love it!