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Friday Five: Five ways to know you are (really) late for your own funeral

October 30, 2014 By: Suzanne Moshenko11 Comments

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For Halloween a very creepy Friday Five.

 

How to know you are really late for your own funeral.

 

1) Your children, who are now fully grown, cut you off in the parking lot with the Escalades they bought with their inheritance money.

2) You unknowingly compliment your husband’s new wife on her shoes.

3) Reading your eulogy, your brother keeps referring to you crossly as his “late, VERY, VERY late, beloved Sister.”

4) The pew you are sitting in is dedicated “in memory of” you.

5) When you go to sign your guest book, your fingers shatter into a million pieces.

Inspired by Beetlejuice when I wrote this 🙂

Happy Halloween!

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  1. 1

    MomZombie says

    October 30, 2009 at 9:13 am

    How very morbid and funny.

  2. 2

    noe noe girl says

    October 30, 2009 at 9:21 am

    I love your funnies!

  3. 3

    Big Hair Envy says

    October 30, 2009 at 10:09 am

    I always LOVE your lists of 5! Happy Halloween;)

  4. 4

    Cara says

    October 30, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Too funny!

  5. 5

    Kim says

    October 30, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Yikes. Pretty scary stuff, but funny!
    Kim Porrazzo

  6. 6

    Mental P Mama says

    October 30, 2009 at 11:25 am

    LOLOLOL

  7. 7

    Suz says

    October 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    This is perfect! Happy Halloween!

  8. 8

    Paula says

    October 30, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Also a little like Death Becomes Her, especially the fingers bit. I plan on being late to my funeral, I’ve been on time for everything else. Beetejuice is one of my fave movies, it was so innovative at the time. I watch a lot of movies and I know I’ve seen it within the last year and it still made me laugh.

  9. 9

    Gabrielle Valentine says

    November 1, 2009 at 12:31 am

    I hope you had a fun halloween! Those are funny!

  10. 10

    Bonnie says

    November 1, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    You are tooooo (funny/creative). HOW do you come up with this stuff???

  11. 11

    Modern Crush says

    November 2, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Sweet! Love the last one!

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