“Every step you take, I’ll be watching you,” The Police.
Resulting legal action: Restraining order.
“I will buy a garden, where your flowers can bloom. I will buy you a new car, perfect shiny and new. I will buy you a big house, way up in the west hills. I will buy you a new life,” Everclear.
Resulting legal action: Bankruptcy protection.
“I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that,)” Meatloaf.
Resulting legal action: Jail time for failing to pay child support.
“This is what it sounds like when doves cry,” Prince.
Resulting legal action: Animal cruelty charges.
“I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?” Beck.
Resulting legal action: Murder charges against su novia.
For more Friday Five read:
“Lyrics to popular songs I hope aren’t true.”
“Things my high school boyfriend is doing now, according to my mom’s predictions.”
I just wanted to say that your blog really amuses me. I particularly like the confessions and that statue… I have no idea of who that would be.
Sting would never sue me. Nope. He loves me.
“Just can’t get enough,” Depeche Mode. Resulting action: Shoplifting…I guess I will just leave this kind of thing up to you.
you’re so clever
Okay! Massively funny stuff going on here…I think we had the same boyfriend in high school. Seriously, he cheated on me every chance he got!!!
hahaha. Love it.