Suzanne Moshenko

Excellent! We are popular enough to be a target of an Onion episode–wait, their making fun of us, right?

That’s me, about 10-years-old, fully dressed in my cheerleading uniform for the mighty Huntington Beach Tritons. The Tritons were the Pop Warner team of my older brother, Randall. The cheerleading squads were made up of the sisters of the football players. We were a mixed bag of trunk-legged fourteen-year-old, weepy six-year-olds, and future high school […]

I have my very own channel on Funny or Die. You can go to “Alive in Wonderland” simply by clicking here. It is listed under the channel “Clean” because I shower daily and keep it, well, clean. I have added two of my videos so far: “Driving the freeways of LA”, and “The hidden theme […]

George gets his first bath “I really am beginning to hate you people.” Spin dry The Benji meets Steve McQueen look

If there is one thing the Olympics has taught me, it’s not the obvious, “reach for my dreams” or even the words to the song “Simply the Best,” it’s taught me that I am inexcusably self-involved. The Olympics aren’t about ME. I know that. They’re about athletes achieving the highest level in their sport. They’re […]

Last night…another trip into Los Angeles. With a Mapquest perched on my lap Larry and I hit the 405 to the restaurant Hungry Cat on Hollywood and Vine. We were meeting our old friend from San Francisco, Libby Spears. (Please click here if you want the lowdown on how we met.) She has completed her […]

Ahhh, the mixed tape. It’s meticulously meaningful, but ultimately tragic life was spent traveling from car to bedroom to walkman back to car, off to college, lent to roommate… only to be eventually tossed out by your new boyfriend who didn’t “appreciate” you still listening to it or abandoned for the shiny wonder that was […]