My daughter, who is six, said to me tonight, “I am so weak with hunger, I can’t even blink my eyes.” It is properly overly dramatic with just a hint of creativity, wit and angst…most definitely a good sign.
What I Can’t Stop Listening To Now (or ever): Bob Dylan “Sweetheart Like You”
Do you have a song you have listened to so many times, that’s so intimate, it feels strange, almost uncomfortable, to watch a video of it? I remember seeing Bob Dylan perform “Sweetheart Like You” in concert at the Irvine Amphitheatre almost 20 years ago (with the Pouges) and thinking, “How do all these people […]
Rhetorical Questions I Ask My Four-Year-Old Son Everyday
Is Mommy laughing right now? Why did you throw that (plate, battery, knife, army man, kitty litter)? How did you get so cute? What do you have in your mouth? How many times have I asked you not to do that? How come I love you so much? What did I just say? Am I […]
Best Movie Lines Ever: Painfully clear to me now, I never see movies anymore…
EW.com has made a list of the “Worst Movie Lines Ever”: Here. I really can’t argue that this dialogue from Notting Hill shouldn’t be included. Tonight, I felt like being positive with a few of what I think are the “Best Movie Lines Ever.” Sorry they are mostly comedies and pretty obscure. Princess Bride: “As […]
Confession No. 7 : Dirty Spoons
I completely emptied the dishwasher down to the last spoon before I realized it hadn’t been run yet. The worst thing about doing this (yes, I’ve done it before) is that I have to go back and find every last dish, cup and glass I just put away…or do I?
Friday five: Parody Links, Plus One Speech-Centered Pet Peeve
1) From The Onion: Mean automakers dash nation’s hope for flying cars. 2) News Biscuit: Police to be armed with sarcasm, oh, and this one too Redundancy for man who lived each day as if it was his last. 3) From The Soup: iPhone. 4) Of Course, New Zealand’s folk parody band Flight of the […]
Craig Ferguson Is Now Officially The Funniest American
Today, Craig Ferguson was sworn in as a U.S. Citizen. (Read about it here) So, he is now officially the funniest American. See him taking his citizenship test here. Could you pass? Me neither… If you don’t watch him on The Late, Late Show every night, you should. I TIVo-it and watch while I’m eating […]
Those Smarties at Sephora
Life just keeps getting more complicated. For instance, does anyone besides my husband know what exactly you can bring on a plane? Which products can accompany you? Which will get brutally tossed by some heartless security person–lost forever in the abyss of an airport trash bin? If you can’t bear the thought of handing over […]
List Of Strangest Google Searches Which Have Brought People To My Blog
I can tell how many people come to my site in a day and if they have done a Google search, what they typed in to bring them to my blog. Google pulls in common words that appears in both the search and a website. Here are some of the strangest Google seaches so far: […]
What you should be watching, reading and eating in Orange County
The Morning Read: Keith Sharon at OC Register.com has created a page that you should be checking in on every morning and I am not just saying that because he wrote I was a “funny lady.” DayBreak OC on KDOC: It is much better since its rough start (see what I wrote here)…I try to […]
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