Is Mommy laughing right now?
Why did you throw that (plate, battery, knife, army man, kitty litter)?
How did you get so cute?
What do you have in your mouth?
How many times have I asked you not to do that?
How come I love you so much?
What did I just say?
Am I totally ruining you? (Oh, wait, I only ask myself that question)
Who do you think is going to clean that up?
Why are you so handsome?
This sounds just about as familiar to me as you can imagine. Do you think we share the same child?
If we do share a child, tonight is your night to put him to sleep. I want to watch A.I. Just joshing.
Thanks for the comment.
Suzanne
Ah and the ever classic- “what were you thinking????” 🙂