Easy Listening Songs From The 70’s, Rewritten By The Artists After They Had Kids

“I Keep Forgetting to give you your antibiotics,” rewritten by Michael McDonald

“I’d Really Love To See You Tonight, but my sitter was grounded for “inappropriate” entries on her MySpace page,” rewritten by England Dan & John Ford Coley

“Tonight’s The Night you’re going to sleep in your own bed all night,” rewritten by Rod Stewart

“The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face I thought you look a little like a red Yoda,” rewritten by Roberta Flack.

“Nobody Does It Better than Disney,” rewritten by Carly Simon

“Weekend In New England was cancelled because our daughter had a 104°F temp,” rewritten by Barry Manilow

“Hey Nineteen, your Dad and I are going to stop paying your college tuition if you say Simone de Beauvoir in a bad French accent one more time,” rewritten by Steely Dan

“Ahhhh, is Sir Duke just way too exhausted to do the dishes?” rewritten by Stevie Wonder

“You’ve Got A Friend who I won’t let you play with any more because last time you were at his house they let you watch “The Blair Witch Project” and you didn’t sleep for a week,” rewritten by James Taylor.

“I Am…I Said…and that’s the end of the conversation, Mister,” rewritten by Neil Diamond

“I’m Not In Love, but I do have a little crush on Sportacus.,” rewritten by 10cc

“I Go Crazy every time you decide to talk in a robot voice all day,” rewritten by Paul Davis

“I have told you a million times, you and your friends are not allowed In My Room,” rewritten by The Beach Boys.

“The Cat’s In The Cradle…check…the dog’s in the bathtub…check…now, where did I put that baby?” rewritten by Harry Chapin.

“Just Remember I Love You even though you threw up on me,” rewritten by Firefall