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The Suburban Sombrero

March 11, 2009 By: Suzanne Moshenko32 Comments

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Me in hat
 

My mom gave me this hat “for when you take the kids to the pool this summer.”  This is classic behavior for my mom. She also renews my subscription to “Gourmet” magazine every year and bought me a creme brulee torch–she has a very optimistic view of who I am. As a mom should.  
(Read The “Earthquake Cake” if you want to understand why these are enormously hopeful gifts.)
I’m calling this hat The Suburban Sombrero, like the Urban Sombrero that sunk Elaine’s career at J. Peterman on Seinfeld.  
  I don’t know about you, but I can hardly make it though the day without a Seinfeld reference siddling its way in somewhere.  
Suz found this montage on YouTube of The Top 100 Seinfeld Quotes.   Suz will get upset if you don’t watch it.  Suz is happy you read her blog.

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  1. 1

    ModernMom says

    March 11, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Ah,Moms DO give the most heartfelt presents don’t they? Do we get to see pics of your perfected creme brulee next??

  2. 2

    Samantha says

    March 11, 2009 at 11:27 am

    you look like you should be at the races with the OC Housewives!

  3. 3

    Suz says

    March 11, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Wait a minute…where ARE you??? Under the tent????
    So cute.
    I also love Seinfeld as well as “friends”.
    I remember too many of the episodes, that is why I can’t remember important stuff.
    Can’t get the montage, I went to your hospitality site…..you are subliminally trying to book hotel rooms arent’ you????

  4. 4

    carissa says

    March 11, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    oh… i think i need an urban sombrero… now if i get a hat like that… i want to look like YOU in it! 🙂
    very pretty!

  5. 5

    Elaina Avalos says

    March 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    I think it would be pretty darn funny if my Mom had grand ideas for me seeing as how her idea of cooking is throwing some frozen Marie Callendar’s dinners in the microwave. Wait. Maybe I shouldn’t have said that, I think she reads your blog. I’d be likely to buy the creme brulee torch and the subscription to Gourmet. To which my Mom would say, “What would you do with those?”
    On another note, I love Seinfeld. As I love Friends. I will have to go back and watch the montage of Seinfeld clips later. I frequently find myself slipping into lines from the show but yada, yada, yada you don’t want to read about that.
    – Elaina
    P.S. I dare you to wear the hat.

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    Julie @ Angry Julie Monday says

    March 11, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    That is hilarious. I think we all need to do fashion shows and take turns wearing the hat. Or maybe we need to do a Del mar blogging/twitter trip?

  7. 7

    Amy says

    March 11, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    oh noooo, maybe the hat could go around the world and bloggers could post a photo with it on…what do you reckon?

  8. 8

    Kelly George says

    March 11, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    maybe I can borrow your hat for my trip to the Kentucky Derby????? Something to think about 🙂

  9. 9

    Mental P Mama says

    March 11, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Moms are the best. When I first moved to NYC, my mother gave me a monogrammed blanket cover I slept on a futon. With no blanket. And for Christmas that year, she gave me some silver serving pieces “for when I entertained.” I never laughed so hard in my life. I could not afford to feed myself. Much less “entertain.” I’d better see that hat on you this pool season;)

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    Sara says

    March 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    OHHHHHHHH, then you totally appreciated my tweet about making your doctor wait until you were ready for HER!
    Too funny! I didn’t even read this when I sent that!
    I’m more likely to quote Friends during the day…so I totally know where you’re coming from!

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    PJ says

    March 11, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    I want to see what you’re going to be wearing under that sombrero. Hopefully something retro and kitschy. As of late your photos have been sublime. Here, here!

  12. 12

    Anonymous says

    March 11, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    This is a little much, but you still look cute. I think I have seen every Seinfeld. I miss that show.

  13. 13

    MomZombie says

    March 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Love the Seinfeld quotes. Miss the Seinfeld show. I like the idea of sending the hat all over the Internet. Maybe along with the creme brulee torch. You could hold a contest: Most unconventional use of hat and torch in domestic setting?

  14. 14

    Cara says

    March 11, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Maybe the dingo ate your baby, yadda, yadda, yadda. Now that I watched that and got a refresher you know I am going to me saying it constantly (LOL).

  15. 15

    grant forest says

    March 11, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    I’m liking this idea of sending this cat around the blog-o-sphere. Of course, partly because I don’t have blog myself. It could be big. like where’s Matt? You certainly seem to have enough readers.

  16. 16

    Ducksfan says

    March 11, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Are you watching this game tonight? OT! The Ducks really want it bad. Finally. Let’s Go Ducks!
    Oh, yeah, cute hat yadda yadda yadda

  17. 17

    Serendipitous Girl says

    March 12, 2009 at 1:40 am

    SSG is happy you write this blog and thinks you’re the cutest person ever. And SSG LOVES HERSELF some Seinfeld!

  18. 18

    Stacy says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:34 am

    I was thinking you looked like Samantha in the Sex and the City movie. She was in CA…so it must totally be in style, right?? 😉

  19. 19

    The Glamorous Life says

    March 12, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Oh that mom.
    So concerned about skin cancer and your delicate skin.
    Promise me you will not wear that while out with me.
    🙂

  20. 20

    Big Hair Envy says

    March 12, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Lookin’ HAWT there Mama!!!
    Seinfeld quotes….all three of us, multiple times per day:) Wait. That didn’t sound right…

  21. 21

    Daytrippingmom says

    March 12, 2009 at 10:36 am

    So what are you planning to wear with your super fabulous suburban sombrero?

  22. 22

    Val says

    March 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Hat — adorable! I want one.

  23. 23

    Kristin A. says

    March 12, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    wow. now THAT is a hat. hey it could be worse. it could be bright yellow. it looks like a perfect hat to wear when lunching with the ladies… hehe

  24. 24

    Rochelle says

    March 12, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    I have a hat very similar to that, except I bought it for myself! I’m new here, that’s my excuse.

  25. 25

    Debs says

    March 12, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Obviously you’re not master of your domain. Otherwise, you’d not wear the hat.

  26. 26

    kate says

    March 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    I love the hat! You look great in it ~ it’s a perfect gardening hat too. Well, maybe more of a lounging-in-the-chaise sort of hat, while looking at the garden. (a coincidence ~ my mum gave me a big floppy brimmed hat for my last birthday. I’ll have to dig it out one of these days.)

  27. 27

    fancy feet says

    March 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    I love the urban sombrero!! It’s a cute look. It also reminds me of the large hat that Rachel on Friends wore in that episode where they stay at the beach house with all of the sand in it.

  28. 28

    Baby Favorite says

    March 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Your mom sounds exceptionally cool. 🙂
    I loved Seinfeld so much. Sponge worthy, the Soup Nazi, shrinkage, nip… oh, the laughs!!!

  29. 29

    Kara-Noel says

    March 15, 2009 at 1:18 am

    HA!!! Seinfeld was my nursing show with CJ. I DVRed every episode and would watch them at all hours of the day and night to get me through the suck fest (I watched Will and Grace with Eli)

  30. 30

    kelly says

    March 15, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    oh how i miss seinfeld! time to break out the dvds.

  31. 31

    foolery says

    July 28, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Hellooooooo, Newman. Moses would have worn that hat, because Moses was a pickah. I would wear that hat, too, with my puffy shirt, but only on Festivus. Get out, right?
    Serenity now.

  32. 32

    Suz's Mom says

    July 28, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    OK — here it is, mid-summer. Sure hope you are actually wearing that hat when you take the kids to the pool/beach! It’s only ’cause I love ya!

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