Foolery kicks it off with this: My hair is now long enough to stuff into a banana clip. I have nearly perfected my trashiness; now to go learn how to smoke heavily.
@Foolery Learning to smoke (heavily) WHILE folding your laundry, with hair in banana clip, that would be perfection
@suzbroughton Yeah, and @halushki just reminded me to go to the Wal-Mart to get stirrup pants. Maybe maternity ones, to hide my smokes in.
@Foolery But wouldn’t be able to see the stirrups because you have your big white athletic sock on & pushed down to your Reeboks (w/velcro).
@suzbroughton Jeez, it’s like you’re hiding behind my mirrored closet door when I get dressed in the morning. Down to the pink Reeboks, Suz!
@Foolery I KNOW! Now, put down that Mountain Dew, turn off “Cheaters,” and crawl into your sheet-less bed.
@suzbroughton Sheets! What kind of elitist do you think I am?
And there my friends who don’t Twitter, is the perfect reason to start.
Love the ongoing conversation. I just got some hot pink stirrup pants yesterday to wear with my white hightop velcro reeboks. We will match. I always buy sweatshirts w/ big pockets for my cigs. I use matches now, cause I am green that way. I like to smoke while cooking my kids their mac n chees dinner.
I can’t wait for my hair to get long enough to wear a sparkly scrunchie again. Those were the days.
Step away from the banana clip and no one will get in fist fight in the front yard. (With the Cops camera rolling)
Twitter doesn’t sound like a waste of time AT ALL now. LOL They should use this as their advertising tool. LOL! again.
Yeah, and it’s educational, too. Yesterday I learned about Obama winning the election.
I’ll banter with you on Twitter any time, Miss Suz! Just stay outta my closet. 😉
You and Foolery are a lethal combination:)
I’ll bet you both wish you still had a Member’s Only jacket like the one I’m wearing. There’s even a pocket for your smokes. Jealous?
Virginia Slim Menthols go perfect with banana clips.