For Halloween a very creepy Friday Five.
How to know you are really late for your own funeral.
1) Your children, who are now fully grown, cut you off in the parking lot with the Escalades they bought with their inheritance money.
2) You unknowingly compliment your husband’s new wife on her shoes.
3) Reading your eulogy, your brother keeps referring to you crossly as his “late, VERY, VERY late, beloved Sister.”
4) The pew you are sitting in is dedicated “in memory of” you.
5) When you go to sign your guest book, your fingers shatter into a million pieces.
Inspired by Beetlejuice when I wrote this 🙂
Happy Halloween!
How very morbid and funny.
I love your funnies!
I always LOVE your lists of 5! Happy Halloween;)
Too funny!
Yikes. Pretty scary stuff, but funny!
Kim Porrazzo
LOLOLOL
This is perfect! Happy Halloween!
Also a little like Death Becomes Her, especially the fingers bit. I plan on being late to my funeral, I’ve been on time for everything else. Beetejuice is one of my fave movies, it was so innovative at the time. I watch a lot of movies and I know I’ve seen it within the last year and it still made me laugh.
I hope you had a fun halloween! Those are funny!
You are tooooo (funny/creative). HOW do you come up with this stuff???
Sweet! Love the last one!