I can tell how many people come to my site in a day and if they have done a Google search, what they typed in to bring them to my blog. Google pulls in common words that appears in both the search and a website.
Here are some of the strangest Google seaches so far:
1) “Amateur shoppers”
2) “Good things about turning 40 include 80’s music and big hair”
3) “Snail Jokes” (by far the one that brings the most people to my site: see mine here. )
4) “Wayne Thiebaud’s wives”
5) “World’s fastest parallel parker”
6) “Meaning of dream forgotten clothes in dryer”
7) “Days of an outside girl that loves animals, even chickens”
Number 7 is, for obvious reasons, my favorite. I am truly proud that someone typed in that and it brought them to me.
Number 6, as far as I can tell, this Google-searcher never got the answer. So, I will make this one up for her: “You’re afraid you really stink at being a housewife and are terrified the gals from MOPs are going to find out.”
Number 5 I think would be an excellent name of a band or novel. (Or even as an epitaph!)
Just to be fair, the most bizarre Google search I have ever attempted is: “How many calories does a panic attack burn?” Sadly, there were no results (but, my guess is about 200). But, since I have now posed the quesiton here, if anyone ever does ask Google this question, it will bring them to my site. (Yippee!) I will of course, let you know if this happens.
OH My Gooooooodnessss!!! Miss Suzanne! Hi there, this is sooo funny!!! I know, I adore when people come to me through google, and i get to read what they types in. I have to say, I do get some weirdo things types in that bring people to me 🙂 But some are good, and hilarious!! Soooo funny! Snail Jokes??? Must go find them! hugs, V
Thanks V- I am sure you have had some good ones too.
Suz
Very interesting. I have a post (somewhere) with my random google search results. It’s the strrrrrrrangest thing. K, now I’m off to discover what you have in the realm of Snail Jokes!
Ok, so is it going to be weird if I now go through your posts and comment on them? ALL OF THEM? I love google searches b/c they’re so freakin’ weird. I’m, like, an expert in poop. I get lots of hits for flat poop (?) and a dream one too: what does it mean to dream of pooping in your pants. This is a pretty big concern, from what I can tell. And I’ve gotten panic attack ones: what qualifies as a panic attack. Unfortunately for them, they’re going to find nothing resembling answers.