Alleged Affront: Using a staw.
His explanation: You never saw John Wayne use a straw, did you?
Alleged Affront: Walking a dog who is wearing a sweater.
His explanation: Is self-explanatory.
Alleged Affront: Checking Luggage.
His Explanation: Baggage Claim is for amateurs.
Alleged Affront: Shampoo and then condition.
His explanation: Why do in two steps what you can do it one.
Alleged Affront: Suggesting 3-year-old son dress as “Robin” for Halloween.
His explaination: There will be no sidekicks in his family.
Alleged Affront: Being issued a Disney credit card with Bambi on it.
His explanation: Mickey! Isn’t Mickey enough?
Alleged Affront: Taking an pain killer when in pain.
His explanation: I don’t have time.
Alleged Affront: Attempting to talk about hilarity of old boyfriend’s letter found in box in garage whilst he is watching UFC Championships.
His explanation: Too many affronts to explain.
Things I would think would be an affront to his masculinity, which apparently are not:
Watching Jane Austen’s “Emma” staring Gwyneth Paltrow (suspect it has something to do with Gwyneth’s beautiful neck).
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